December 19, 2007
One day, Keith Chegwin, you shall be usurped. Your name will no longer show up as #1 entry on Google for “chegwin”. One day, a single goldfish shall take your throne, reducing you before the power of his mighty awesomeness. Through his website, through his Myspace, and now through his Twitter, Chegwin shall reign supreme! Watch your back, Mr. Chegwin. Watch your back.

One day, Keith Chegwin, you shall be usurped. Your name will no longer show up as #1 entry on Google for “chegwin”.

One day, a single goldfish shall take your throne, reducing you before the power of his mighty awesomeness. Through his website, through his Myspace, and now through his Twitter, Chegwin shall reign supreme!

Watch your back, Mr. Chegwin. Watch your back.

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